Welcome to SomePromoGuy.com — Where Ideas Meet Awesomeness (and Lasers)
At SomePromoGuy.com, we don’t just make shirts — we make statements.
From high-quality custom apparel that shouts your brand loud and proud, to laser-engraved masterpieces, CNC-crafted creations, and resin-inlay showstoppers, we’re all about turning your “what ifs” into “holy crap, that’s awesome!”
Our goal is simple: bring your wildest ideas to life with precision, craftsmanship, and a whole lot of personality. Whether you need branded gear for your business, engraved tumblers for your crew, custom signage, resin-filled cutting boards, or a one-of-a-kind keepsake that your cousin with a Cricut just can’t compete with — we’ve got you covered.
Based right here in sunny Pahrump, Nevada (yep, just down the road from Vegas), we serve everyone from locals to legends worldwide. We combine small-town dedication with big-time quality — shipping custom creations that look so good, your competition might start asking where you got them.
So whether it’s shirts, hats, tumblers, signs, resin tables, CNC-cut logos, or engraved magic, we’re here to make it happen — and make it unforgettable..
Our Stuff!
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Sunny Vibes T-Shirt, Inspirational Tee for Positive Energy, Gift for Friends, Summer Fashion, Relaxed Lifestyle Wear
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When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop! T-shirt
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Tennessee Fire Mechanics - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
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Red, White & Blueberries Tee
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Halloween Raiders T-Shirt
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F-CAW-F T-shirt
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I'd Mount and Dew Ya T-shirt
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Bad Bitches Drink Tequila Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Bad Bitches Drink Tequila Hoodie for Fun Nights Out
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Dabbin' Through The Snow Christmas Sweatshirt
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Merry Drunk Christmas Sweatshirt
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Festive Santa Christmas Sweatshirt - "Out Here Lookin' Like a Snack"
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Funny Santa Christmas Sweatshirt - "I Love It When You Call Me Big Papa"
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Funny Christmas Sweatshirt - 'My Sack is Huge'
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Merry Christmas Rockin' Santa Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Festive Santa Sweatshirt - "I Put Out for Santa" Christmas Crewneck
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It's The Most Wonderful Time for a Beer Christmas Sweatshirt
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Up All Night to Get Lucky Santa Christmas Sweatshirt
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Santa's Sarcastic Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt - Unisex Holiday Humor
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Festive Santa Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt - "I Do It for the Ho's"
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Funny Christmas Sweatshirt - "Ask Your Mom If I'm Real"
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Bad Bitches Drink Tequila Snapback Trucker Cap
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Silly Goose Delivery Crew Sweatshirt, Funny Crewneck, Labor Humor Gift, Unisex Pullover, Perfect for Baby Showers
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USMC No Crayon Left Behind Unisex Cotton Tee
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Playful Skeleton Graphic T-Shirt, Unisex Humor Tee, Halloween Shirt, Casual Wear, Gift for Friends
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