{"product_id":"no-bitchin-kitchen-cutting-board-style-1","title":"\"No bitchin' in my kitchen\" Style 1 – Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11\" Kitchen Décor \u0026 Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eHouse rules, engraved in bamboo: \u003cstrong\u003e\"No bitchin' in my kitchen.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e This laser-engraved cutting board (Style 1) lays down the law with a laugh — a perfect funny kitchen gift for the cook who runs a tight (and slightly sassy) ship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach board is precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as snarky kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle for a rustic accent, or flip it over and use the smooth reverse side for everyday chopping and charcuterie serving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handcrafted natural bamboo — durable, knife-friendly, and eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.06\" × 5.16\" × 0.31\" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Food-safe oil, ready to use or display right out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e Precision laser-engraved design, never printed or stickered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash and dry; occasional food-safe mineral oil keeps it looking fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA great housewarming gift, hostess gift, white elephant pick, or gag gift for the head chef of the household. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada. Also available in Style 2 with a different engraved design.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Some Promo Guy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53221344444784,"sku":"5322134444","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/1642\/2512\/files\/20260130_025204.jpg?v=1769774790","url":"https:\/\/somepromoguy.com\/products\/no-bitchin-kitchen-cutting-board-style-1","provider":"Some Promo Guy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}