{"product_id":"no-bitchin-kitchen-cutting-board-style-2","title":"\"No bitchin' in my kitchen\" Style 2 – Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11\" Kitchen Décor \u0026 Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe kitchen has one rule, and it's engraved right here: \u003cstrong\u003e\"No bitchin' in my kitchen.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board (Style 2) delivers the same beloved house rule in a different engraved design — a perfect funny kitchen gift for cooks who take zero complaints with their compliments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach board is precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as snarky kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle for a rustic accent, or flip it over and use the smooth reverse side for everyday chopping and charcuterie serving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handcrafted natural bamboo — durable, knife-friendly, and eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.06\" × 5.16\" × 0.31\" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Food-safe oil, ready to use or display right out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e Precision laser-engraved design, never printed or stickered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash and dry; occasional food-safe mineral oil keeps it looking fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA great housewarming gift, hostess gift, white elephant pick, or gag gift for the kitchen boss in your life. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada. Also available in Style 1 with a different engraved design.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Some Promo Guy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53221475516784,"sku":"1","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/1642\/2512\/files\/20260130_025353.jpg?v=1769775465","url":"https:\/\/somepromoguy.com\/products\/no-bitchin-kitchen-cutting-board-style-2","provider":"Some Promo Guy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}