{"product_id":"what-the-cluck-cutting-board-style-1","title":"\"What the cluck is for dinner\" Style 1 – Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11\" Kitchen Décor \u0026 Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eAsking the eternal question every night around 5 PM: \u003cstrong\u003e\"What the cluck is for dinner?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board (Style 1) brings a little poultry-powered humor to your counter — a perfect funny kitchen gift for the home cook who wings it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach board is precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle for a rustic accent, or flip it over and use the smooth reverse side for everyday chopping and charcuterie serving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handcrafted natural bamboo — durable, knife-friendly, and eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.06\" × 5.16\" × 0.31\" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Food-safe oil, ready to use or display right out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e Precision laser-engraved design, never printed or stickered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash and dry; occasional food-safe mineral oil keeps it looking fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA great housewarming gift, hostess gift, or gag gift for chicken lovers and anyone who rules the roost in their kitchen. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada. Also available in Style 2 with a different engraved design.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Some Promo Guy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53221278876016,"sku":"5322127887","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/1642\/2512\/files\/20260130_024631.jpg?v=1769773980","url":"https:\/\/somepromoguy.com\/products\/what-the-cluck-cutting-board-style-1","provider":"Some Promo Guy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}