{"product_id":"what-the-cluck-cutting-board-style-2","title":"\"What the cluck is for dinner\" Style 2 – Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11\" Kitchen Décor \u0026 Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe nightly mystery in every household: \u003cstrong\u003e\"What the cluck is for dinner?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board (Style 2) features a different take on the fan-favorite phrase — same cluckin' good humor, fresh engraved design. A perfect funny kitchen gift for the cook who answers that question every single night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach board is precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle for a rustic accent, or flip it over and use the smooth reverse side for everyday chopping and charcuterie serving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handcrafted natural bamboo — durable, knife-friendly, and eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.06\" × 5.16\" × 0.31\" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Food-safe oil, ready to use or display right out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e Precision laser-engraved design, never printed or stickered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash and dry; occasional food-safe mineral oil keeps it looking fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA great housewarming gift, hostess gift, or gag gift for chicken lovers and backyard flock keepers. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada. Also available in Style 1 with a different engraved design.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Some Promo Guy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53221329142128,"sku":"5322132914","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/1642\/2512\/files\/20260130_025100.jpg?v=1769774507","url":"https:\/\/somepromoguy.com\/products\/what-the-cluck-cutting-board-style-2","provider":"Some Promo Guy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}