Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'Annoying the cook will result in starvation' design

"Annoying the cook will result in starvation" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Gift

$14.00 USD
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Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'Annoying the cook will result in starvation' design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'Annoying the cook will result in starvation' design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'Annoying the cook will result in starvation' design
"Annoying the cook will result in starvation" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Gift

"Annoying the cook will result in starvation" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Gift

$14.00 USD
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Fair and final warning: "Annoying the cook will result in starvation." This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board states kitchen policy in writing.

Precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle, or use the smooth reverse side for chopping and charcuterie.

  • Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo, food-safe oil finish
  • Size: 11" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display
  • Engraving: Permanent laser-engraved design
  • Care: Hand wash and dry

A perfect funny gift for the family chef, holiday host, or anyone who cooks with an audience of critics. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada.