"Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift
$14.00 USD
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"Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift
$14.00 USD
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In this house, the smoke detector doubles as a dinner bell. "Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off" — a laser-engraved bamboo cutting board for cooks who embrace the chaos.
Precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle, or use the smooth reverse side for chopping and charcuterie.
- Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo, food-safe oil finish
- Size: 11" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display
- Engraving: Permanent laser-engraved design
- Care: Hand wash and dry
A perfect funny kitchen gift, housewarming gift, or gag gift for the chef whose specialty is "well done." Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada.