Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This cutting board is a crime scene' design

"This cutting board is a crime scene" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" True Crime Kitchen Gift

$14.00 USD
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Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This cutting board is a crime scene' design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This cutting board is a crime scene' design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This cutting board is a crime scene' design
"This cutting board is a crime scene" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" True Crime Kitchen Gift

"This cutting board is a crime scene" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" True Crime Kitchen Gift

$14.00 USD
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The tomato never stood a chance. "This cutting board is a crime scene" — a laser-engraved bamboo board for cooks who leave no vegetable behind.

Precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle, or use the smooth reverse side for chopping and charcuterie.

  • Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo, food-safe oil finish
  • Size: 11" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display
  • Engraving: Permanent laser-engraved design
  • Care: Hand wash and dry

A perfect gag gift for true crime fans, home chefs, and anyone whose meal prep gets a little intense. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada.