"One day I'm gonna make the onions cry" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Gift
$14.00 USD
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"One day I'm gonna make the onions cry" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Gift
$14.00 USD
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A kitchen vendetta years in the making: "One day I'm gonna make the onions cry." This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board is for the cook plotting sweet, tearful revenge.
Precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle, or use the smooth reverse side for chopping and charcuterie.
- Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo, food-safe oil finish
- Size: 11" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display
- Engraving: Permanent laser-engraved design
- Care: Hand wash and dry
A perfect funny kitchen gift for home chefs, meal preppers, and anyone with unfinished business with an onion. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada.