Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This is where I murder vegetables' funny design

"This is where I murder vegetables" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift

$14.00 USD
Skip to product information
Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This is where I murder vegetables' funny design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This is where I murder vegetables' funny design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'This is where I murder vegetables' funny design
"This is where I murder vegetables" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift

"This is where I murder vegetables" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift

$14.00 USD
Shipping calculated at checkout.

For the cook with a dark sense of humor: "This is where I murder vegetables." This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board confesses to crimes against carrots daily.

Precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle, or use the smooth reverse side for chopping and charcuterie.

  • Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo, food-safe oil finish
  • Size: 11" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display
  • Engraving: Permanent laser-engraved design
  • Care: Hand wash and dry

A perfect gag gift for vegetarians, meal preppers, and anyone who takes their knife skills seriously. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada.