"Rise and shine, mother cluckers" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Breakfast Kitchen Décor
$14.00 USD
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"Rise and shine, mother cluckers" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Breakfast Kitchen Décor
$14.00 USD
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The breakfast battle cry: "Rise and shine, mother cluckers." This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board starts every morning with attitude.
Precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle, or use the smooth reverse side for chopping and charcuterie.
- Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo, food-safe oil finish
- Size: 11" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display
- Engraving: Permanent laser-engraved design
- Care: Hand wash and dry
A perfect gift for early birds, brunch hosts, backyard chicken keepers, and anyone who isn't a morning person but laughs about it. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada.