Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'They've Got a Knife' funny kitchen design

"They've Got a Knife" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board – 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift

$14.00 USD
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Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'They've Got a Knife' funny kitchen design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'They've Got a Knife' funny kitchen design
  • Laser-engraved bamboo cutting board with 'They've Got a Knife' funny kitchen design
"They've Got a Knife" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board – 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift

"They've Got a Knife" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board – 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift

$14.00 USD
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Fair warning to anyone wandering into the kitchen: "They've Got a Knife." This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board says what everyone's thinking when the cook gets to work — making it the perfect funny kitchen gift for the home chef with a sense of humor.

Each board is precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail that won't fade, peel, or wash off. Display it on the counter as sarcastic kitchen décor, or flip it over and use the smooth reverse side for everyday chopping and as a charcuterie serving board.

  • Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo — durable, knife-friendly, and eco-friendly
  • Size: 11" — ideal for prep work, serving, or countertop display
  • Engraving: Precision laser-engraved design, never printed or stickered
  • Care: Hand wash and dry; occasional food-safe mineral oil keeps it looking fresh

A great housewarming gift, hostess gift, white elephant pick, or gag gift for the friend whose cooking comes with commentary. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada.