"What the cluck is for dinner" Style 1 – Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Kitchen Décor & Gift

Asking the eternal question every night around 5 PM: "What the cluck is for dinner?" This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board (Style 1) brings a little poultry-powered humor to your counter — a perfect funny kitchen gift for the home cook who wings it.

Each board is precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detail — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle for a rustic accent, or flip it over and use the smooth reverse side for everyday chopping and charcuterie serving.

• Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo — durable, knife-friendly, and eco-friendly
• Size: 11.06" × 5.16" × 0.31" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display
• Finish: Food-safe oil, ready to use or display right out of the box
• Engraving: Precision laser-engraved design, never printed or stickered
• Care: Hand wash and dry; occasional food-safe mineral oil keeps it looking fresh

A great housewarming gift, hostess gift, or gag gift for chicken lovers and anyone who rules the roost in their kitchen. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada. Also available in Style 2 with a different engraved design.